Why Most Marketing Agencies Deliver Sweet FA (And How The Good Ones Actually Work)

I'm going to tell you something that most agency owners would rather you didn't know. The majority of marketing agencies in the UK are built on a business model that actively discourages getting you results. Not because the people are bad. Because the incentives are broken.

I've been in this industry long enough to have seen it from every angle. I've hired agencies, I've competed against agencies, I've cleaned up after agencies and I've built one myself. What I'm about to share is the stuff that gets discussed at industry events after the third drink but never makes it into the sales pitch.

This isn't a hit piece. There are genuinely brilliant agencies out there doing exceptional work. But they're outnumbered by outfits running a model that's designed to keep you paying retainers while delivering the absolute minimum required to stop you leaving. And most business owners can't tell the difference until it's too late.

Here's the fundamental problem with the standard agency model. An agency signs you on a monthly retainer, let's say £2,000 a month. That retainer buys you a certain number of hours. In theory those hours go towards strategy, content creation, campaign management, reporting and optimisation. In practice here's what actually happens.

The senior strategist who pitched you and impressed you in the meeting hands your account to a junior. That junior is managing eight to twelve other accounts simultaneously. Your £2,000 a month buys you maybe six to eight actual hours of work after you subtract the agency's overheads, profit margin and the time spent on internal meetings about your account that you'll never see. Six hours a month. That's roughly 90 minutes a week someone is thinking about your business.

Now here's where it gets properly cynical. The agency's entire financial model depends on keeping you on that retainer for as long as possible. The ideal client from an agency's perspective isn't one that gets incredible results quickly. It's one that gets just enough results to justify continuing but never quite enough to feel confident going it alone. That sweet spot where you're not unhappy enough to leave but not so successful that you question whether you still need them.

I'm not saying every agency thinks this consciously. But the incentive structure produces this outcome regardless of intent. When your revenue depends on clients staying, you're not incentivised to make them independent. You're incentivised to make them dependent.

Ask yourself this. When was the last time your agency sent you a report that made you feel slightly confused but vaguely reassured? That's by design.

The standard agency report is a masterclass in misdirection. Impressions are up 340%. Reach increased by 28%. Engagement rate is trending positively. Your content generated 12,000 views this month. Sounds brilliant doesn't it? Now ask yourself: how many of those impressions turned into enquiries? How many of those engaged users actually bought something? How many of those 12,000 views came from your target audience rather than bots and random scrollers?

Most agencies report on activity metrics because activity metrics always go up if you're doing anything at all. Post more content, impressions go up. Run ads, reach goes up. These numbers aren't meaningless but they're not the numbers that matter. The numbers that matter are leads generated, cost per acquisition, revenue influenced and return on investment. And those numbers are conspicuously absent from most agency reports because they're harder to game and they often tell an uncomfortable story.

A good agency reports on business outcomes. A mediocre agency reports on marketing activity. A bad agency reports on whatever makes them look good. Most fall into category two or three and dress it up with fancy dashboards and colour coded charts that look impressive but say nothing.

Here's another industry secret. A huge number of agencies are running essentially the same strategy for every client with minor cosmetic adjustments. The social media calendar looks the same. The ad structure follows the same template. The SEO approach uses the same playbook. The content strategy could belong to any business in any industry.

This isn't laziness exactly. It's efficiency from the agency's perspective. Developing genuinely bespoke strategy for every client takes significant senior time and that senior time is expensive. It's far more profitable to develop a framework that works reasonably well across most clients and deploy it repeatedly with different branding on top.

The problem is that "works reasonably well" isn't what you're paying for. You're paying for marketing that drives your specific business forward against your specific competitors to your specific audience. Generic strategy produces generic results. And generic results in a competitive market means you're treading water while your competitors who've found an agency that actually thinks about their business specifically are pulling away.

You can usually spot this by asking your agency one simple question: "What are you doing for us that you're not doing for your other clients?" If the answer is vague or defensive you've got your answer.

The person who sells you the work almost never does the work. This is one of the most consistent complaints I hear from business owners who've been burnt by agencies and it's almost universal.

The pitch meeting features the agency's best communicator. Charming, knowledgeable, full of ideas specific to your business. They've clearly done their homework. They reference your competitors. They spot opportunities you hadn't considered. You leave the meeting thinking "these people really get us."

Then you sign and that person evaporates. Your day to day contact becomes someone you've never met who's been handed a brief and told to get on with it. The strategic insight disappears. The ideas dry up. The communication drops to a monthly report and the occasional email when something's due for approval. That brilliant pitch was a performance not a preview of the working relationship.

Good agencies don't do this. At a good agency the person who understands your business is involved throughout. They might not execute every task personally but they're directing the work, reviewing the output and maintaining the strategic thread. You should be able to have a conversation with someone who knows your business as well as you do at any point during the engagement.

Everything I've described above is the norm. But it's not inevitable. There are agencies doing genuinely excellent work and they tend to share some common characteristics that are worth knowing about.

First they tie themselves to outcomes not activities. A good agency is happy to be measured on leads, revenue and business growth rather than impressions and engagement. They'll set targets that relate to your actual business objectives and if they're not hitting them they'll tell you before you have to ask. They'd rather have an uncomfortable conversation about underperformance than let you discover it in a quarterly review. This transparency feels risky from the agency's perspective but it builds the kind of trust that creates long term relationships.

Second they invest senior time in understanding your business properly before they do anything. Not a one hour briefing call. Proper discovery. Who are your customers? What does your sales process look like? Where do your best leads currently come from? What have you tried before and why didn't it work? This takes time and it costs the agency money in unbillable hours but it's the only way to develop strategy that actually fits rather than strategy that's been lightly adapted from another client.

Third they're honest about what they can and can't do. A good agency will tell you if a channel isn't right for your business even if it means a smaller retainer. They'll tell you if your budget is too small to achieve what you want rather than taking the money and delivering half measures. They'll recommend you bring something in house if that genuinely makes more sense. Counterintuitive as it sounds, the agencies that turn down work they can't do well tend to be the ones that deliver the best results on the work they take on.

Fourth they give you access to everything. Your ad accounts, your analytics, your content, your data. All of it belongs to you and you should be able to walk away at any point with everything intact. Any agency that holds your assets hostage or makes it difficult to leave is telling you something important about how confident they are in the quality of their work.

Here's a framework that any business can use to evaluate whether their current agency relationship is working. These aren't aspirational ideals. This is the bare minimum of what a professional marketing engagement should look like.

You should know exactly what's being done every month and why. Not a vague task list but a clear explanation of the strategy behind the activity. If your agency can't explain why they're posting that particular content or running that specific ad structure in plain English that connects to your business goals something is wrong.

You should see a direct line between marketing activity and business results. Not always immediately because some channels take time to build. But within three months you should be able to point at something and say "that happened because of what we're doing." If six months in you still can't identify a single tangible business outcome the relationship isn't working regardless of how good the reports look.

You should have regular strategic conversations not just operational updates. There's a difference between "here's what we did this month" and "here's what we learned this month and here's how we're adjusting the strategy based on that." The second conversation is where the value lives and it requires someone who's actually thinking about your business to show up and engage properly.

You should feel like the agency understands your industry and your customers. Not at a surface level but genuinely. They should be able to talk about your competitive landscape, your customer pain points and your market dynamics without reading from a brief. If they're constantly asking you basic questions about your business six months into the engagement they haven't invested the time to understand it.

I'll be honest about something that a lot of agencies won't say publicly. Genuinely good marketing support costs money. Not absurd money. But more than most businesses want to hear.

The agencies charging £500 a month for "full service digital marketing" are not providing full service anything. They're providing template work executed by the most junior person available. At that price point it's mathematically impossible to deliver bespoke strategy, quality content and proper optimisation. You're buying the appearance of marketing not the substance of it.

At the same time the agencies charging £15,000 a month aren't necessarily fifteen times better than the ones charging £1,000. Above a certain threshold you're paying for the agency's office in Soho, their client entertainment budget and their brand name rather than proportionally better work on your account.

The sweet spot for most SMEs is somewhere in the £1,500 to £5,000 range depending on what you need. At that level a good agency can afford to assign experienced people, develop proper strategy and deliver enough volume to move the needle. Below that you're getting corners cut. Above that you're paying for overhead that doesn't benefit you.

But here's what matters more than the number: can the agency explain exactly what you get for that money? Not in vague terms like "strategic support and content creation" but specifically. How many pieces of content? How many hours of senior strategic time? What platforms? What reporting cadence? If they can't break it down you can't evaluate whether it's good value and that ambiguity usually favours the agency not you.

If you've been reading this and feeling increasingly uncomfortable because it sounds exactly like your current situation you've got options. You don't have to accept mediocre marketing as the cost of doing business.

Start by auditing what you're actually getting. Pull your own analytics. Look at leads generated not impressions. Look at revenue influenced not engagement rates. Compare the last six months to the six months before your agency started. If you can't see improvement in the numbers that actually matter it's time for a conversation.

Then have that conversation directly. Show your agency this post if it helps. Ask them to respond to the specific points about reporting, strategy, senior involvement and outcomes. A good agency will welcome the challenge and use it as an opportunity to demonstrate their value. A bad one will get defensive and start talking about "brand building" and "long term strategy" as if those are excuses for not generating any leads.

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And if you want to have an honest conversation about what proper marketing support looks like for your specific business we're always happy to talk. We don't pitch. We diagnose. If we're the right fit we'll tell you. If we're not we'll tell you that too.